May 2013
230 posts
2 tags
me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight
the worst feeling is when you’re close to someone but they have someone who they will always like more than they like you
foxnewsofficial:
sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake
therealhamster:
laughs for 10 minutes
stops
catches breath
thinks about what made me laugh
laughs for 10 more minutes
megaman2:
megaman2:
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
5 tags
put some numbers in my ask
1: let's have sex
radiatethisfrequency:
it might be too hot to wear all black but that isn’t going to stop me
science says:
always-and-forever-analbeads:
13.7 billion years since the big bang 4.5 billion years since the earth formed 3.8 billion years since life began 200 million years since mammals came about 20 million years since the first great apes lived 200 thousand years since the first humans and yet…we still diddle ourselves. c’mon, evolution. get your shit together. i’m tired of masturbating.
